Like black snot and daily travel rage, being broke comes with the job description of living in London. Yayyyy…
1. The last week until pay day is as long and painful as a tube journey with a colleague you don’t know very well.
2. And you’ll spend those last 7 days cursing yourself for having the sheer audacity to buy your lunch from Pret for the first two weeks.
3. Not to mention those unnecessary Ubers.
5. Things you would never, ever imagine doing, suddenly become totally acceptable.
6. Like walking three hours home.
7. Or sneaking into events with open bars. That you just happened to walk past. By yourself…
9. And feeling like an evil genius culinary mastermind.
11. But that the feeling of gratitude, relief and excitement when there is free breakfast or lunch at work is unparalleled.
13. There is no finite number the amount of times a tea bag be used.
14. And the days of daily showers are behind you.
15. Which usefully results in more space on public transport because no one wants to stand/sit next to you…
17. And toilet paper……
19. But feeling like an absolute baller when it’s finally pay day again and you buy yourself, AND your mate, a £7 bottle of wine.
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