America has now totally Trumped us (geddit?) when it comes to political embarrassment. Brexit was bad enough, but now this guy is the president of the United States. As least we can be fairly sure that this wouldn’t have happened in the UK. Here’s why Donald could never hack it in London…
1. Trump means fart over here.
2. And us Brits are just too hilarious to let that slide…
The USA have Trumped ? and it stinks. #Elections2016 #DonaldTrump #TrumpMeansFart
— L (@Lizzy30) November 9, 2016
3. Technically our equivalent to Trump is Alan Sugar, and he would make a far better president if you ask us.
4. But as he rightly says…
That’s the difference with the Uk you can’t just put yourself forward as you can in the USA https://t.co/YiaeCJ2snH
— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) 9 November 2016
5. Could you imagine if Trump came over here and suggested building a wall around Wales?!
6. We suspect his Tinder bio would look something like this…
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) 9 May 2013
7. But he’d never get any action anyway because London has these…
8. There is no way he could get away with pretending that tan was real.
9. But to be honest, with that tango glow, we don’t think he’s fooling anyone…
This isn’t what we meant when we said Orange is the New Black pic.twitter.com/3mWBsjOLtd
— Grace (@Grace_Eileen2) March 5, 2016
10. The gusts of wind on the tube would make his toupée fall off.
11. And he’d be dubbed a hipster with a hat like that…
12. We’d like to see him try and get a job in London…
Trump can run for president with no political experience but I need a masters and 5 years experience for an entry level job
— Student Problems (@ProblemsAtUni) 9 November 2016
13. …let alone become leader of the country.
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