The Met Office have released a weather warning for tomorrow and Wednesday with a thunderstorm on the horizon. After taking a break from gallivanting around the galaxy with the Avengers, Thor has clearly decided to pay a...
Summer, you say? The British weather has other ideas, and they involve quite a lot of rain. Of all the weeks for my bloody umbrella to break, it had to be this one, didn’t it? This morning, the Met Office issued a...
Yup, it’s another quintessentially British weather freakout. It’s just not summer without us fretting about the weather, is it? Although this time, we may actually have grounds for our concern, because these...
Football might not be coming home in 2019 – but the warm weather of last year could be! A release from the Met Office – who, remember, are literally never wrong – has made the bold claim that ‘warmer-than-average...
Saturday is set to be rather windy – so stay inside, folks. Okay, let’s give this a bit of context, shall we? A light summer breeze is all well and good, but it’s going to blow an absolute bloody gale tomorr...
REDUCE SPEED NOW! will be at Somerset House throughout April. With climate change omnipresent in the news, and activist group Extinction Rebellion currently camped out on Oxford Circus, the threat of global warming has...
Just as Jesus once rose, so shall the mercury. Best hide the chocolate bunnies somewhere shady this weekend, because the forecast for Easter is an absolute BEAUT. Blessed by sunshine over the long weekend, you’ll...
The sequel no-one asked for could hit London as soon as early February. We never want to panic you with this sort of talk, obviously. But we do like to keep a weather eye on the horizon, particularly if there’s an...
The heatwave is back, baby! Last Friday saw some frankly roasting temperatures, as thermometers hit 35 degrees in the South East, and extremely little work was done in the Secret London office. [Photo: citizenontour] In...
And it will remain that way forever. Well London, we finally got what we asked for. For eons we prayed for an endless summer, resplendent with sunshine, parties, and lazy picnics in the park. Given the remarkably persis...