6 Sassy Statues That You Need To Get A Selfie With In London

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Over the last few months a new craze has taken London by storm and it involves some of our most distinguished relics. And by that I don’t mean Boris Johnson. Captioning famous works of art has become quite the competitive sport these days and these sassy stone heads are just begging for a selfie.

 

1. When the housemate struggle is too real.

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“And another thing Brian, the Olive Oil is NOT communal!”

 

2. When you’re trying to get your friend to sit still in the club after seeing their ex.

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“He is not worth it and you are not that stupid and-NO I WILL NOT GET OFF YOUR LAP, IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!”

 

3. When your karaoke game is too strong

“Ain’t no mountain *hic* high enough…ssssing it with me Susan”

 

4. When you’ve had a little too much at the family barbecue.

“Leave me mother, I am at one with the garden. Watch me as I frolic with the elves and the gnomes-AAAARGH WASHING LINE.”

 

5. When your squad has your back.

“Leave it Mills’, honestly what a bellend.”

“Yeah he is SO not worth it. Who even likes Nando’s anymore anyway?”

“Yeah he was SO mango and lime.”

 

6. When your friend does a Yeezy on you at the bar

“So where are you from-“

“YO YO IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT…”

 

 

Lucie Turner

Lucie Turner

Lucie hasn't even finished uni yet so she's putting us all to shame. Don't ask her a "Question": she'll start singing 'Independent Women' back at you - and she won't stop.

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