As soon as Saturday night rolled around and you got your glad-rags on there was no stopping you. You danced, you drank, and you made loads of embarrassing (and usually expensive) decisions. But whether or not your night out in London was a banger, one thing’s for sure: when you wake up the morning after you’re bound to be feeling the consequences…
1. Why is it so light outside?
3. It is way, way too early for sirens.
4. Seriously, why do the criminals never respect my hangover? Sunday is a day of rest, people!
5. Have I been burgled? Somebody must have broken into my room and trashed it!
6. Oh no, wait, that was just me when I got home.
8. Yep, drunk texted my ex. Brilliant.
10. I must have been really sensible. Good job drunk me!
12. Yep, £200 less than yesterday. I vaguely remember thinking an UberLUX was a good idea…
14. But that would involve moving…
16. All I have is olives and jam.
17. When am I going to learn to adult?
19. Oh no! I missed the Sunday market.
20. Who am I kidding? I always miss the Sunday market.
21. Oh god, Sunday means I have to go to work tomorrow.
22. I don’t know if I’ll have recovered by then. Maybe I should pre-emptively call in sick…
24. In fact, I’m never drinking again.
26. I suppose one cocktail couldn’t hurt…
