We all love to hate on Hipsters. But it’s safe to say that despite some of their, er, downfalls (for example, the fact that 70% of the women in East London now suffer from severe beard rash), they do exude an enviable creativity, resulting in the ability to transform what would be pretty banal activities into cool, quirky and (rather insufferable) ways of doing things. Hipsters, we loovvv..haatttt…loovvvv…ugh. We mildly (very mildly, like korma mildly) admire your imagination.
Except for when it comes to coffee. Then you can f*ck off.
1. Normal Londoners at the pub.
2. Normal Londoner’s beard.
3. A Normal London Chef’s Special Salad.
‘So what’s the Chef’s Special Salad?’
‘It’s a salad.’
‘But what makes it special?’
‘Oh, it has baked beans in it.’#OnlyInShoreditch— Tony Lee (@mrtonylee) 12 November 2015
4. Normal London cyclist.
Hipster London cyclist.
As if we just drove past a guy casually riding a unicycle through #London… Is this real life? pic.twitter.com/G5Kk7ZDb
— Brill.i.ain’t (@DanG85) 14 July 2012
5. Normal London chips on the ground.
Only in Shoreditch would you see an abandoned plate of sweet potato fries pic.twitter.com/xKMrfKj8hy
— Amelia Tait (@ameliargh) 1 July 2015
6. Normal London ‘closed’ signs.
Hipster London ‘closed’ signs.
Out calling today make me laugh #onlyinshoreditch pic.twitter.com/9OGP8kTGUB
— Johnny Barnard (@JohnnyBarnard5) 20 May 2015
7. Normal London coffee.
8. Normal London dog.
Shoreditch. This actually is an an actual actuality #onlyinshoreditch pic.twitter.com/wOtxncxNQR
— Andy Friedlander (@AndyFriedlander) 12 October 2014
9. Normal London picnic.
Hipster London picnic.
Random carpark picnic #onlyinshoreditch pic.twitter.com/LkA7tyH2ON
— Zaid Ansari (@ZaidAnsar1) 20 July 2013
10. Normal London vending machine.
11. Normal London shop fronts.
12. Normal London plates.
13. Normal Londoner’s diet.
14. Normal London seafood.
