17 Reasons Why London Is Just The Absolute Worst

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Ugh. London. What a total dump.

Maybe we should all just up and leave because, frankly, it’s a downright terrible place.

 

1. There are no green spaces.

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Apart from all of these…

2. It’s all just made of concrete.

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Erm, except we’re only getting a new park that is TWICE the size of Hyde Park.

3. And there is absolutely no nature anywhere.

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Except in every single one of these green, nature-filled GARDENS.

4. Just buildings.

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5. And not even nice buildings.

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6. Really, really ugly buildings.

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7. Just look at them.

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8. They’re revolting.

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9. Oh and Londoners never have any fun.

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Apart from EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. (i.e. at this groovy bar atop an east London roundabout).

10. Like, there’s absolutely nothing to do here.

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If you don’t count all of the epic pop-ups and events (like this beautiful, floral, street food paradise).

11. And the food is absolutely terrible.

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Unless you count all of the fabulous street food…

12. It’s always the same old sh*t.

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Apart from all the excellent restaurants that are, um, LITERALLY EVERYWHERE.

13. It’s impossible to get around.

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If you forget that huge underground network of trains we call the TUBE.

14. And it’s always so hideous and rainy.

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Apart from when it’s not…

15. The city has zero character.

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16. And the people are always so miserable.

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Unless any of these low key FANTASTIC things happen to us.

17. Seriously, why would anyone want to come here?

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