Ugh. London. What a total dump.
Maybe we should all just up and leave because, frankly, it’s a downright terrible place.
1. There are no green spaces.
2. It’s all just made of concrete.
3. And there is absolutely no nature anywhere.
4. Just buildings.
5. And not even nice buildings.
6. Really, really ugly buildings.
7. Just look at them.
8. They’re revolting.
9. Oh and Londoners never have any fun.
10. Like, there’s absolutely nothing to do here.
11. And the food is absolutely terrible.
12. It’s always the same old sh*t.
13. It’s impossible to get around.
14. And it’s always so hideous and rainy.
15. The city has zero character.
16. And the people are always so miserable.
17. Seriously, why would anyone want to come here?