Maybe we should all just up and leave because, frankly, it’s a downright terrible place. Yep, really really bad. Terrible city, nothing to do here.
1. There are no green spaces
2. It’s all just made of concrete
3. And there is absolutely no nature anywhere
4. Just buildings
5. And not even nice buildings
6. Really, really ugly buildings
Ok, I guess this lot aren’t bad…
7. Just look at them
8. They’re revolting
9. Oh and Londoners never have any fun
The odd rooftop bar aside, this place is a ghost town.
10. Like, there’s absolutely nothing to do here
11. And the food is absolutely terrible
12. It’s always the same old sh*t
13. It’s impossible to get around
14. And it’s always so hideous and rainy
15. The city has zero character
16. And the people are always so miserable
17. Seriously, why would anyone want to come here?
Oh god we can’t even say it with a straight face. Don’t hate us – we didn’t mean it, London. Honest!
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