When you’ve lived in London longer than six months, whether you like it or not, you’ll find yourself changing from ‘human’ to ‘Londoner,’ a very different species indeed…
1. You no longer understand the real meaning of the word ‘cheap’.
2. You take for granted that you have friends from all over the world.
3. You’ve forgotten how to drive.
4. You aren’t surprised when there’s a delay on your tube line.
5. You forget to stop and smell the roses… so to speak.
6. You’ve got the tube map down.
7. Nothing surprises you anymore.
8. You take for granted the ridiculous amount of really really ridiculously good looking people around you.
Seriously, the London tinder game slays all.
9. You measure distance in terms of tube stops.
10. You’ve perfected the art of ‘freebee dinners’ from food markets.
11. You’ve learnt how to avoid tourists indefinitely.
That includes eye contact, cameras and small children.
12. Being broke is a constant state.
13. You find yourself willing to spend £5 on a bowl of cereal.
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