London Finally Gets The Giant Sexy Jeff Goldblum Statue It Deserves

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Jeff Goldblum Statue

‘God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates a giant statue of Jeff Goldblum.’

The thinking woman’s hunk o’ man Jeff Goldblum has been immortalised in a 25ft, 150kg statue, installed today by Tower Bridge. And isn’t it lovely? [Featured photo: @fever_gram]

Jurassic Jeff Statue London

This eye-catching creation, which is perhaps not a PERFECT likeness of Dr. Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park but we’ll take it, was created by NOW TV to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the hit movie. You could almost say they ‘were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.’

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The original Sexy Jeff Goldblum scene from Jurassic Park.

It’s not clear how long #JurassicJeff will be present in this location – although honestly, we’re hoping he’ll be there forever. Still, it might be wise to get along for your dream selfie while the going’s good.

Jeff Goldblum Jurassic London
Photo: one_sadie

Life, uh, really does find a way.

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Guy Parsons

Guy Parsons

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