The 7 Inevitable Stages of A Londoner’s Painful Return To The Gym

Ahhhh January, the month of positive vibes, green juice and your slightly terrifying journey back to the gym…

 

1. Shock

Literally everyone is fitter than me

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2. Denial

I did go for that walk on Christmas Day…

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Maybe I should just delete my Instagram account instead?

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I mean, wtf

 

3. Bargaining

If I go to the gym then I can snapchat about it

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Guess, I have to go shopping for hot gym clothes first then

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This actually isn’t so bad

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Don’t know what Patrice is always complaining about

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I can do this, I’m such a babe

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I feel amazing, I look amazing

My bum is so much firmer already

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4. Guilt

Wait, wtf, am I actually sweating gravy?

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5. Anger

Why can’t I just go to La Fromagerie like everyone else

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I need to go home, mum’s cooking dinner

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Need. Get. Off. Worse. Than. Northern. Line.

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Just one more section of Come Dine With Me then treadmill will be over

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6. Depression

Arguing with your internal self like

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7. Acceptance

Literally, me

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Anyway…

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