This maaay come as a shock to you but apparently London house prices are expensive – and I’ll tell you that for free! So unless you win the lottery, are in fact Her Majesty the Queen (hi Liz), or are perhaps the next Bill Gates in the making, like our Bey, it’s unlikely that you will ever be able to afford some of these insanely expensive and impressively chic apartments in the heart of London. I’m sorry…
As the most expensive of places on this list it’s no surprise that this wonderfully monochrome apartment, boasting an entrance hall, media room and master bedroom WITH his and hers dressing rooms (because god FORBID you have to change in the same room), is pretttty f*cking impressive. With views of Hyde Park to the rear and Knightbridge to the front of the house, and in a residential development containing a private swimming pool, gym, cinema room and secure parking this is more like a fortress than an apartment and for the grand total of £62,999,999 it’s unlikely it will ever be yours.
2. Hyde Park
This light and spacious 5 bedroom 5 bathroom apartment stretches across the entire 7th floor and also has views over Hyde Park from it’s terrace balcony but is a generous £7million cheaper than the Knightbridge flat. The apartment comes with a chef kitchen and secondary access for staff which OBVIOUSLY you’re going to need whilst living ‘in one of the most exclusive addresses in the world,’ oh daaarhling!
Perhaps our favourite of these fancy lot this gorgeous and super chic penthouse apartment has the most luscious, magical and ‘please have a party on me!’ terraces we’ve ever seen!! EVER. I mean seriously this place comes with it’s own BAR, baby grand piano, Jacuzzi, spa treatment AND cinema rooms… this apartment wants me to throw a party in it, it’s asking for a rager! It has six separate terraces with lovely plants and classy white furniture and a staggering 6 bedrooms for all your fabulous friends to pass out in afterwards… Ugh, I think I’ve fallen in love. Property love, it’s a thing now.
Crystal chandeliers, built in aquariums and in-ceiling speakers are the ethos of this two story Mayfair apartment. Showing off with a formal reception room, private gym, 4 balconies AND a 24 hour concierge service (cos rich people forget their keys too) you’ll love (not) living in this open and airy 4 bedroom apartment… Just make sure you stock up on tropical fish food.
5. Knightsbridge Village
A seemingly modest £26,600,000, (compared to the other properties on this list we’re not losing our minds we swear), this whopping 8 bedroom 8 bathroom a mere stones, (probs a diamond), throw away from Harrods and the Victoria and Albert Museum this stunning lift access, concierge guarded, double terrace apartment would be the ideal place to raise your little sprots or perhaps you just want to have 7 guest bedrooms, which, when you have this kinda money, isn’t that surprising!
6. Park Lane
The plush sofas, ornate hanging drapes and about 25,000,000 throw cushions makes this extravagantly royal apartment fit for the Queen herself. In fact this place seems to have jumped straight out of a Country Living catalogue almost as if just one rug out of place would ruin the ENTIRE AMBIENCE!!! The class and sophistication of this apartment must be respected by one of such class and sophistication themselves, innit?
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