Fee-fi-fo-fum. It’s not just thinner air up there…life in London as a lanky-Larry is tough.
1. Needing cash.
4. Friendly hugs forever being deemed inappropriate.
5. And astonishingly awkward.
7. Praying that they don’t think you put it there on purpose.
8. This. Because you can’t afford a real house with a life-size bathroom.
10. Or you’re continually hunchbacked.
11. Particularly on the tube.
13. People mistaking you for a hipster because your trousers and sleeves are too short for you.
14. Going to the theatre.
16. One size never fits all.
17. Having to endure the same jokes time, after time, after time.
19. Having your head cropped out of every photo.
20. Being called the BFG always, or the Jolly Green Giant if you wear green.
21. You can never hear people at parties.
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