So typically British. Really. And to think, our mums were so worried about us living here…
1. When this cyclist provoked a manhunt.
Call from female reporting a male in lycra cycling shorts with an erection at Piccadilly tram stop. Patrols on route to take a look…..
— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) December 29, 2015
2. When this…
Was referring to this…
3. When this alibi was offered…
Hatton Garden suspect Bill Lincoln says he was at Billingsgate fish market at the time of the burglary with his mate ‘Jimmy two baths’
— CourtNewsUK (@CourtNewsUK) December 16, 2015
4. When this moron was caught because of his ‘drug money selfies’…
5. This…
6. This bus heist:
In 2003 in the UK a terrible bus hijacking took place. A man sporting a Walther handgun held up the number 320 from Bigan Hill. The hijacker pointed the gun at the driver and demanded that he be taken to Bromley. This somewhat puzzled the driver because Bromely was in fact one of the usual calling points on the 320’s route. However he didn’t feel it was necessary to point this out to the gun man and drove straight to the Bromely police station. The hijacker was sentenced to 3 years.
7. This dealers’ thriving side business…
8. When these car thieves were caught after posting selfies of themselves eating ‘cash sandwiches’…
9. This.
10. This…he was give a caution.
11. This awkward love-triangle.
12. When fancy dress seriously got out of hand…
