Rage rooms seem to be all the rage recently. With the cost of living crisis, anxiety-inducing news, and relentless work routine – it’s no surprise that Londoners are yearning for a way to relieve themselves of all the stress and frustration. The solution? Well, rage rooms of course. They’re the ultimate safe haven for stress relief where therapy meets destruction.
Have you ever had intrusive thoughts of smashing a massive 70-inch TV screen for absolutely no reason but you’re too hyper-aware of the expensive consequences? Well, now you can let your intrusive thoughts win and smash away because we’ve got breaking news for you: there are a handful of rage rooms within easy access from London.
1. Smash It Rage Room, New Eltham
Just South of the river, you’ll find a brand new rage room to unleash your inner hulk. Yep, the ultimate adult playground just a train ride away where all types of smashing, bashing and thrashing is allowed! Encouraged even! Smash your stress away at South East London’s only rage room – Smash It Rage Room. It’s got everything you need – from protective gear to weapon selection to a large selection of items to smash and a soundtrack if you wish. Sounds like therapy to us!
📍 Smash It Rage Room at 7-9 the mound, London, SE9 3BA.
🎫 From £25 for a full 15 minutes and £100 for a full hour. Find more information here.
2. Smash Room, Bexley
Based in zone 6, Smash Room is currently London’s one of two rage rooms. Part of a local company called Reverse and Change, they’re dedicated to upcycling and recycling in Erith. Materials that are not used in the Reverse and Change wholesale are the ones that supply the Smash Room’s items. You can also smash away china that is then re-purposed as materials for customers to buy for upcycling projects and other art classes such as mosaicking!
Get changed into PPE, choose your smashing soundtrack, set up a phone to record if you wish, choose your weapon and get smashing!
📍Reverse and Change Ltd, Unit 9b, Europa Trading Estate, Fraser Road, Erith, DA8 1QL.
🎫 From £28 for a full 15 minutes, £100 group smash for one hour and more. Find information here.
3. Rage Out, Maidstone
You can Rage Out for 30 minutes in this destructively therapeutic experience. You can choose to vent your frustration with the likes of hammers, baseball bats and crowbars. And you can soundtrack the experience with Rage Out’s personally curated playlist or your own music – then it’s time to release that built-up stress!
You can break a variety of items like bottles, plates, DVD players, kettles, speakers and all manner of shiny objects!
📍89 Bank Street, Maidstone, ME14 1SD.
🎫 From £60 for two people for a full 30 minutes, £90 for three people for 30 minutes group smash for one hour and more. Find out more here.
4. Urban Xtreme, Colchester
This rage room is the first of its kind in Essex. Aside from offering the perfect spot to unleash your pent-up frustrations, they also have a coffee shop which is a great place to watch the live entertainment. It’s also one of the few options where participants don’t have to be 18 and above to engage in the activity. If you’re aged between 8-13 you can throw items against the wall in the rage room. Alternatively, those aged 13-17 can take part in the proper smashing – albeit with restrictions on the tools they can use.
Liberate your inner frustrations and embrace the ultimate stress-relief experience at Urban Xtreme!
📍Urban Xtreme, Temple Bridge, Colne Bank Avenue, CO1 1UU.
🎫 From £30 per person for 30 minutes. Find information here.
From hen dos and stag dos to divorce parties, to break ups, or just plain old stress – cheaper than therapy and requires no speaking whatsoever rage rooms are the perfect remedy for Londoners.