16 Words That Have Totally Different Meanings When You Move To London
A lot of things change when you move to London. Free time becomes a faint memory, money goes and stays gone (as does your dignity on public transport) and the few…
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28 Trials And Tribulations Of A Londoner With No New Year’s Eve Plans
It’s New Year’s Eve. The big one. The night everyone else, except for you, has been waiting for. Surprise, surprise – you have no plans. You vaguely remember someone asking…
Dear Santa, Here’s 14 Things All Londoners Want For Christmas
We don’t ask for much this Christmas and we certainly won’t wish for snow – the trains are struggling enough as it is. We would, however, take cheap(er) rent and…
22 Signs That You’re Not Cut Out For London Life
Londoners tend to be made of stronger stuff than most. We queue, speed walk and withstand crowds better than anyone else, so it’s no wonder that some wannabe Londoners can’t keep up with the…
19 Thoughts You’re Bound To Have Whenever You Leave London
Whenever us Londoners dare to venture out of the capital, we’re often faced with some rather shocking surprises. Welcome to a land where pubs close well before midnight, buses run hourly, and people…
Shop ‘Til You Drop! We’ve Found 8 Things You Can Only Buy In London
Whether you’re looking for a raven or a writing desk, London has you covered. You’re never far from an opportunity to splash your cash here, and, with all these choices, we can sometimes…
26 Thoughts Everyone Has The Morning After A Night Out In London
As soon as Saturday night rolled around and you got your glad-rags on there was no stopping you. You danced, you drank, and you made loads of embarrassing (and usually expensive)…
This Floral Gin Terrace Will Make All Of Your Summer Dreams Come True
Here at Secret London there’s one thing we love almost as much as London itself: gin. So imagine our delight when we heard that Lowndes Bar…
Valentines Wishes From Larry The Cat And Other Londoners
When nothing says Happy Valentine’s like Her Majesty the Queen and a mildly political cat… 1. When Larry woke up thinking he was Beyonce……
17 Slightly Ridiculous Things That Would Only Ever Happen In London
Beneath that gorgeous, aspirational skyline… London, you cray. 1. Ever noticed that most Londoners treat their dogs like children? It’s probably because they’re slightly cheaper to keep……
36 Things Londoners Can’t Say Without Sounding Sarcastic
Because you never really mean “no, no – it’s fine” when someone takes the tube seat you spent the whole journey eyeing up… 1. So sorry. 2. Yeah, you…
20 Reasons Why Londoners Are All Straight-Up Insufferable Arseholes
Let’s face it, we’re all intolerable twats; signing up to extortionate fitness classes just for the Instagram of our post-workout smoothie, itching to recommend the best bloody mary-filled brunch to…