A lot of things change when you move to London. Free time becomes a faint memory, money goes and stays gone (as does your dignity on public transport) and the few…
It’s New Year’s Eve. The big one. The night everyone else, except for you, has been waiting for. Surprise, surprise – you have no plans. You vaguely remember someone asking…
We don’t ask for much this Christmas and we certainly won’t wish for snow – the trains are struggling enough as it is. We would, however, take cheap(er) rent and…
Londoners tend to be made of stronger stuff than most. We queue, speed walk and withstand crowds better than anyone else, so it’s no wonder that some wannabe Londoners can’t keep up with the…
Whenever us Londoners dare to venture out of the capital, we’re often faced with some rather shocking surprises. Welcome to a land where pubs close well before midnight, buses run hourly, and people…
Whether you’re looking for a raven or a writing desk, London has you covered. You’re never far from an opportunity to splash your cash here, and, with all these choices, we can sometimes…
As soon as Saturday night rolled around and you got your glad-rags on there was no stopping you. You danced, you drank, and you made loads of embarrassing (and usually expensive)…
Beneath that gorgeous, aspirational skyline… London, you cray. 1. Ever noticed that most Londoners treat their dogs like children? It’s probably because they’re slightly cheaper to keep……
Let’s face it, we’re all intolerable twats; signing up to extortionate fitness classes just for the Instagram of our post-workout smoothie, itching to recommend the best bloody mary-filled brunch to…