humour

There are just a few more days before that long-awaited Christmas week off. Now all that remains is how to fill your last week at work. ‘Last week syndrome’ –…

We Londoners are an amusing bunch. We walk at an unnaturally fast pace, possess the miraculous ability to create queues from thin air, and avoid interaction with strangers at all…

There are so many wonderful things about Autumn in the UK… Unfortunately, there are equally as many things that make us want to hibernate. We’ve put together a list of some…

There are those phrases that are just bound to make a Londoner tick. Whether it’s a concerned family member, visiting friend or just someone who doesn’t quite get London, these are the…

Londoners tend to be made of stronger stuff than most. We queue, speed walk and withstand crowds better than anyone else, so it’s no wonder that some wannabe Londoners can’t keep up with the…

Whenever us Londoners dare to venture out of the capital, we’re often faced with some rather shocking surprises. Welcome to a land where pubs close well before midnight, buses run hourly, and people…

As soon as Saturday night rolled around and you got your glad-rags on there was no stopping you. You danced, you drank, and you made loads of embarrassing (and usually expensive)…

If there’s one thing London has in excess it’s great theatre. Living in the theatre capital of the world can sometimes be a bit daunting, so allow us to virtually guide…

You’ve got yourself a snazzy new job in the big city, found yourself a cupboard sized one-bed in Elephant and Castle – don’t worry, it’s an ‘up-and-coming’ area – and unpacked…

Let’s be honest, the majority of us Londoners have come to regard the underground as little more than a necessary evil. Day in, day out we silently endure the baking-hot tedium…

Here at Secret London we love a good pun (or twenty), so it’s no wonder these creative sandwich board slogans had us all cracking up. It’s easy to see the dry British…

We Londoners (and perhaps Brits in general) have picked up an unruly habit of being unable to say what we really feel. We only have ourselves to blame that ‘sorry’…