Cor Blimey… 6 Of The Naughtiest Things You Can Do In London

Georgie Jones Georgie Jones


Whether you’re in a ‘ooooh f**k it, I’ll break the diet’ kind of mood; have the, ‘I shouldn’t be doing this on a work night…’ feeling; or are just a perpetually devilish and kinky person, we’ve got a variety of suggestions to satisfy all of those naughty urges…


1. The Chocolate Show, Kensington

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Between the 16th-18th October, The Chocolate Show returns to London. With plenty of mouthwatering events and workshops, including tasting rooms and an edible fashion show, it’ll be hard to resist the urge to satisfy that sweet craving. There will be demonstrations from world famous chocolatiers, including Hotel Chocolat and Rococo, and special courses in creating innovative (and utterly indulgent) pastry cocktails. Tell me that thought doesn’t give you a ‘soggy bottom’…


2. Latin Dancing at Salsa! Soho

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Want a night out where you can really get low, feel the rhythm and grind until your hips fall off? Salsa! the Latin fusion restaurant, bar and club hosts a range of events and club nights that will get you hot and steamy. Bring friends, bring a lover (or find a sexy South American one while you’re there). And if your salsa moves aren’t quite up to scratch, they run classes every Tuesday night. You’ll be showing off on the floor in no time.



3. Aphrodisiac Fix at Prawn On The Lawn, Padstow and Islington

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[Prawn on the Lawn]
These two charming little fishmongers-come-seafood bars are the perfect place for an intimate ‘shucking’ with a fellow oyster lover. Slurping on these fresh, succulent bad boys, is bound to have you feeling naughty for the rest of the day… Perhaps you’ll be skipping straight to number 6?


4. Match Maker Halloween Party at Forge, Bank (Costume Required…)

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[Forge Bar]
Whether you’re having a scary, cute or sexy halloween this year, why not throw some potential love in the mix? Forge have teamed up with SpeedDater to add a touch of romance to the lives of London singletons. Be prepared for a night of spooks and surprises – you’ll be secretly matched to a fellow ghost or monster as you enter. You never know, you could end up meeting the ghoul of your life, the Count to your Dracula, the Wicked to your witch…

For more information and to get your ticket, download Fever!



5. Make Your Own Latex with Club Rub, Hackney

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If you’re in need of a sexy outfit for Halloween (or just to spice up your bedroom antics), Club Rub offers latex workshops. You will learn how to design and make your own shine-tastic, spank-worthy get-ups. They run both one-to-one and group workshops, in which you’ll make both an outfit and accessories to go with it. What better way that to get those… creative juices flowing.

Apiary Studios, E2 9EG


6. A night in 210th Suite, My Hotel, Chelsea

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The erotic lifestyle brand, 210th, have teamed up with My Hotel in order to provide couples with a little extra naughtiness during their overnight stay. Within the luxurious suite, couples will be provided a box of arousing goodies and toys, as well as envelopes filled with ‘erotic assignments’ for you to complete. Failure to complete missions will result in serious punishment…

Pssst… If you don’t want to pay the nightly fees at 210th, why not try your luck entering the raffle for a 5 star stay in the Waldorf’s Astor Suite? It’s only 50p for a chance to share a night of romance (complimentary breakfast included). Entering is easy – simply download the Fever app.

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