This school-themed bottomless brunch is giving off all the Britney vibes.
Sure, the idea of going back to school is pretty grim — but the only thing you’ll be learning at this brunch is that school would have been a lot more fun if your teachers handed out bottomless rum punch during class.
Don’t worry, the school dinners will bear no resemblance to the sludge you were served in the canteen. Instead, they’re swapping lumpy mash for crispy chicken wings and fries! Veggies will be offered a fried halloumi burger, while vegans can scoff their faces with delicious falafel balls.
To wash it all down, there’ll be 90 minutes of bottomless cocktails, including a tasty Teacher’s Rum Punch. After a few of those you’ll soon be dancing — but with such a high calibre of 90s’ bangers being played, it shouldn’t take a lot of convincing.
There’ll be throwback tunes from start to finish—think Backstreet Boys, Coolio, Spice Girls, etc—with Britney Spears dance-offs and Eminem rap battles taking over the dance floor. It’s bound to be the best school disco you’ve ever been to!
The first ever School Brunch takes place at a secret London location on Saturday June 22, from 12-5pm.
Tickets cost £30 and include two courses and 90 minutes of bottomless cocktails. Get your hands on them here!
Also published on Medium.