Ooh Er! 6 Of The Naughtiest Things To Do In London

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Ooh Er! 6 Of The Naughtiest Things To Do In London

It may be bloody freezing, but things are heating up around the city…

1. Eat tapas off an (almost) naked body

Croquetas Vigar are getting all saucy and sensual, serving eager feasters tasty tapas off equally tasty bodies. There’ll be plenty of Spanish croquetas, chorizo, cured meats, and “aphrodisiac” brownies with strawberries, all served straight from an extremely hot plate *wink wink*. So if you’re sticking a finger up at Valentine’s Day this year, we reckon you need a bit of, er, whatever this is…

For tickets and more info, head to Fever.


2. Learn how to spice up your sex life

Coco de Mere have a plethora of workshops that will teach you everything you need to know about what goes on under the covers. They call them Salons in the Art of Seduction, and they include the likes of “Female Ejaculation and the G-spot” and “The Art of Rope Bondage”. You can also learn how to pleasure your man in the beautifully metaphoric, “Playing the Flute”.

For tickets and to find out more, head to Coco de Mere’s website.


3. See if Oysters really are an aphrodisiac

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Rumour has it that oysters will stimulate your sexual desire, but why not put it to the test? There’s nothing to lose, and a hell of a lot to gain. Amirite? Head to Cartizze Bar in Mayfair for oysters and prosecco, and see where the night takes you…

For tickets and more info, head to Fever.

4. Open your mind to Orgasmic Meditation

So… er…. apparently we haven’t been taking full advantage of this ‘powerful human drive’ for all these years. TurnON say there’s more to orgasms than we might think and, if engaged with properly, it could have extremely positive effects on our everyday lives. Orgasmic Meditation claims to revolutionise the “Orgasm State” with its philosophy and, if you should wish, there are plenty of opportunities to learn all about it.

For tickets and more info, head to the TurnON website.

5. Try some frisky historical foods

We’ve all heard that strawberries and oysters get us feeling frisky, but the Queen of Hoxton have something else in mind this Valentine’s Day. Go on a frisky journey of flavours presented by food historian, Tasha Marks — sipping, sniffing and tasting all sorts of foods that were once considered to be aphrodisiacs at some point in the past.

For more info and tickets, head to Queen of Hoxton’s website.


6. Go to a kinky burlesque show

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Hooray Cabaret are getting downright dirty with their X-Rated Sexy Burlesque shows. With sexy acts from the likes of Bella Boom and Betty Rogers, you can guarantee that the night is going to get steamy…

For tickets and more info, head to Fever.

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