10 Raunchy Valentine’s Cards Every Londoner Wants To Receive

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To all you London lovers out there: forget the teddy bears, the chocolates, the roses and the sap.

Show how much you care with one of these, ahem, super cute Valentine’s cards.

1. Be a little bit cheeky.

2. Or just get straight to the point.

3. There’s no time for subtlety.

4. So be an absolute minx.

5. Get downright dirty…

6. We mean *really* dirty…

7. Or maybe go for something topical?

8. Or opt for an absolute classic.

9. Show them how much they really mean to you.

10. Seriously though, who said romance was dead?

Apologies for the a) absolute filth and b) terrible design skillz. I’m not a graphic designer, I’m a content writer, darling.