10 Raunchy Valentine’s Cards Every Londoner Wants To Receive

To all you London lovers out there: forget the teddy bears, the chocolates, the roses and the sap.

Show how much you care with one of these, ahem, super cute Valentine’s cards.

 

1. Be a little bit cheeky.

mind-gap-london-funny-valentines
[Flickr | christopher_brown]

2. Or just get straight to the point.

ride-tube-london-valentines-card-funny
[Flickr | Yusuke Kawasaki]

3. There’s no time for subtlety.

london-valentines-day-shard-funny
[Flickr | Killy Ridols]

4. So be an absolute minx.

central-line-london-funny-valentines
[Flickr | Matt Buck]

5. Get downright dirty…

cockfosters-london-valentines-funny
[Flickr | Alex Liivet]

6. We mean *really* dirty…

northern-line-london-valentines-2
[Flickr | R/DV/RS]

7. Or maybe go for something topical?

tube-strike-moan-hours-funny-valentines-london
[Flickr | Tom Page]

8. Or opt for an absolute classic.

big-ben
[Flickr | Linus Follert]

9. Show them how much they really mean to you.

booze-brunch-london-valentines-funny-london
[Flickr | My Aching Head]

10. Seriously though, who said romance was dead?

oyster-card-tap-that-london-valentines-funny

 

Apologies for the a) absolute filth and b) terrible design skillz. I’m not a graphic designer, I’m a content writer, darling.

(Visited 40 times, 1 visits today)

Tags:

You May Also Like

Where Is The Friendliest Place To Live In London?

A study by Vivo Property Buyers has revealed the friendliest and unfriendliest boroughs in London. In a recent ...

Santa Tracker

Track Santa’s Location Live With This Cute Little Web App

Santa Claus is coming to town – find out when! There’s nothing worse than being skipped over by ...

Watch This Touching Short Film About London’s Friendliest Bus Driver

Ahmed Serhani, who drives the 214 bus, talks about life, loneliness and how to keep smiling, even when things ...