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10 Raunchy Valentine’s Cards Every Londoner Wants To Receive

By Georgie Hoole

10 Raunchy Valentine’s Cards Every Londoner Wants To Receive

To all you London lovers out there: forget the teddy bears, the chocolates, the roses and the sap.

Show how much you care with one of these, ahem, super cute Valentine’s cards.

 

1. Be a little bit cheeky.

mind-gap-london-funny-valentines
[Flickr | christopher_brown]

2. Or just get straight to the point.

ride-tube-london-valentines-card-funny
[Flickr | Yusuke Kawasaki]

3. There’s no time for subtlety.

london-valentines-day-shard-funny
[Flickr | Killy Ridols]

4. So be an absolute minx.

central-line-london-funny-valentines
[Flickr | Matt Buck]

5. Get downright dirty…

cockfosters-london-valentines-funny
[Flickr | Alex Liivet]

6. We mean *really* dirty…

northern-line-london-valentines-2
[Flickr | R/DV/RS]

7. Or maybe go for something topical?

tube-strike-moan-hours-funny-valentines-london
[Flickr | Tom Page]

8. Or opt for an absolute classic.

big-ben
[Flickr | Linus Follert]

9. Show them how much they really mean to you.

booze-brunch-london-valentines-funny-london
[Flickr | My Aching Head]

10. Seriously though, who said romance was dead?

oyster-card-tap-that-london-valentines-funny

 

Apologies for the a) absolute filth and b) terrible design skillz. I’m not a graphic designer, I’m a content writer, darling.