If you’re anything like us and tend to put the ‘i’ in ‘single’ (*laugh-cry-laugh-cry-laugh-cry*) this coming weekend may spark a, err, certain ‘mix’ of emotions, shall we say? And while we don’t want to sound like a bunch of scorned cat ladies hating on anything and everything remotely feeling/romance-related (which we most definitely are not……?) there are some pretttty awesome reasons why being single in London this Valen-wasteoftime-‘s Day (lol, that’s right…) is the best.
1. You can eat chocolate instead of receive it…
2. And then feel like you can’t eat it because you’ve got to squeeze into some obscene underwear that either gives you a front and back wedgie, cuts off the blood circulation nipples down…
3. Or actually dresses you up like this…
5. Which at first sounds dreamy…
6. But as it turns out, is actually not at all. Or will ever be. Remotely. Sexy.
8. Because you haven’t been pulled into the disillusioning capitalist consumerism drivel of ‘how to show someone you love them’, you can have a cheap weekend.
9. Or as cheap as the weekend can be in London when you spend the entirety of it drinking and eating your emotions (happy ones, obvs) at your local with your other single mates.
11. Sex is no better on February 14th than it is any other day of the year.
12. Not that we’d know. Or that we have sex any other day of the year either…but still. HA take THAT schamlentine’s.
14. You can unashamedly and highly appropriately go here for coffee…
17. You’ll have none of this.
22. But you don’t have a car.
23. Because, London. (You’ll be thankful one day…trust us…*ahem*)
Featured Image Credit: Twitter @laurhmedley and Milo Hale, Instagram: @milohale