Bog Off! 5 Of The Best Places To Take A Sh*t In London

Yago Hein • 11 July, 2016

We don’t mean to go all potty-mouthed on you, but London does have some pretty cracking bogs. Whether you like to do a number two with a view, or fancy injecting a bit of art appreciation into your toilet time, these are some of London’s wonderful lavatories.

1) Sketch

This places is really weird to be honest. When you first get in, it looks like a very dark lounge salon but then when you go to the toilets… It feels like being on a futuristic spaceship.

9 Conduit St, London W1S 2XG

2. The Bonneville

While the restaurant is all Parisian opulence, the toilets are straight from Jack the Ripper’s London. But if this is your in thing… We respect your choice!

43 Lower Clapton Rd, London E5 0PQ

3. Aqua: The Shard

Just sit down, relax for a bit and enjoy the views. And if you too you’re waiting for the perfect moment to take your revenge against someone somewhere in London, you could take advantage of your current location to moon them… They won’t see you but you’ll feel great!

The Shard, 31 St Thomas St, London SE1 9RY

4. The Crazy Bear Club

Have you ever watched Inception? If you did, this is pretty much the same: yourself reflected on a reflection reflecting a reflection of your reflection all reflected on a reflection reflecting a reflection… etc.

26-28 Whitfield St, London W1T 2RG

5. Nopi

Another hall of mirrors… Perhaps we Londoners have a reputation for looking at ourselves a little too much? Or it’s a sign that we are just addicted to mirror selfies…

21-22 Warwick St, London W1B 5NE

Featured Image: Zastavki

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