Important Discovery: London Train Ceilings Double As Bottle Openers
In urgent need of a beer?
There are two kinds of people: show-offs, who use black magic to open beer bottles with lighters, and the rest of us, who fruitlessly attempt to smoosh plastic against glass in a fat-fingered attempt to liberate Alcohol, Quencher of Thirst from her glassy prison.
For the latter camp, an important discovery: the ceiling of Southern Trains’ metro fleet works as a handy bottle opener.
Shit London curator Patrick Dalton somehow realised that, by fateful coincidence, the trains’ air conditioning ducts are perfectly shaped to pop the cap off a beer bottle. And he recorded a video to prove it.
— Patrick Dalton (@shitlondon) November 13, 2017
Now you know. It’s people like Patrick who keep pushing the boundaries of human knowledge forward. Thanks, Patrick.