Yes, it’s the “month of love” and no, I still don’t have a boyfriend*. But please, save me the pity. I’m doing fine without it, thanks very much. Here’s why…
Single bells *sob* single bells *sniff* single all *sob* the way…ok, perhaps we’re exaggerating a teeny bit, but all you loved up couples with your S.O’s and your ‘shared advent…
‘Summer of Love’? Pffff, more like ‘Summer of SHOVE’ are we right? ‘Holiday Romance’? LOL, more like ‘Holiday No-Pants Because I Got Drunk By Myself And Peed Them’…hahahaha, ahaha…aha…ha…*sob* Yeh…
You can blame it on the city: on the fact that it’s too big; too expensive; too unwelcoming; too full of socially stunted people who would rather put firelighters in…