22 Signs That You’re Not Cut Out For London Life
Londoners tend to be made of stronger stuff than most. We queue, speed walk and withstand crowds better than anyone else, so it’s no wonder that some wannabe Londoners can’t keep up with the…
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19 Thoughts You’re Bound To Have Whenever You Leave London
Whenever us Londoners dare to venture out of the capital, we’re often faced with some rather shocking surprises. Welcome to a land where pubs close well before midnight, buses run hourly, and people…
Shop ‘Til You Drop! We’ve Found 8 Things You Can Only Buy In London
Whether you’re looking for a raven or a writing desk, London has you covered. You’re never far from an opportunity to splash your cash here, and, with all these choices, we can sometimes…
26 Thoughts Everyone Has The Morning After A Night Out In London
As soon as Saturday night rolled around and you got your glad-rags on there was no stopping you. You danced, you drank, and you made loads of embarrassing (and usually expensive)…
This Floral Gin Terrace Will Make All Of Your Summer Dreams Come True
Here at Secret London there’s one thing we love almost as much as London itself: gin. So imagine our delight when we heard that Lowndes Bar…
13 Slightly Hilarious Body Ailments Every Londoner Can Relate To
Some of the innumerable afflictions that only a true Londoner will ever comprehend… 1. PMS (Pre Monday Stress) via GIPHY 2. PMT (Post…
The 7 Inevitable Stages of A Londoner’s Painful Return To The Gym
Ahhhh January, the month of positive vibes, green juice and your slightly terrifying journey back to the gym… 1. Shock Literally everyone is fitter than me…
20 Things Londoners Say Vs. What They Actually Mean
We Londoners (and perhaps Brits in general) have picked up an unruly habit of being unable to say what we really feel. We only have ourselves to blame that ‘sorry’…
The BIG London Bucket List Of 2016: How Many Can You Tick Off?
As we swiftly approach the end of 2016, it seems everyone’s looking back on the year and focusing on the *interesting* and *memorable* events that took place in London and…
Have You Been A Naughty Or A Nice Londoner This Year?
We may (or may not) have a very strong relationship with the bearded man dressed in red. And this quiz may (or may not) be utterly telling of you as…
19 Hideous Things That Are Going To Happen At Your Office Christmas Party
The office Christmas party is always a weird one. Awkward encounters, mistletoe mishaps and accidentally telling Barbara from accounts that you think her jumpers are horrendous. Yep, it’s almost guaranteed…
14 Signs You Need To Get The Hell Out Of London
We at Secret London love London, obviously. We also love to hate London. We also know exactly how to tell when you need to take a break from this glorious…