You don’t have to be a total Nobby-No-Mates to admit that meeting new people in London can be tricky. It’s practically a crime to even look at someone on…
We thought that the only thing guaranteed to get us hot and sweaty in London today was the Terrible Tube Strike. But wait! What are those shining (blue) beacons on…
We’re not all cold, heartless, lonely recluses for no reason. We were taught to be this way. London made us like this. And any lessons we learned, we learned the hard way. Think we’re…
Over the last few months a new craze has taken London by storm and it involves some of our most distinguished relics. And by that I don’t mean Boris Johnson. Captioning…
If you’re too high brow to snigger at Cockfosters, then chances are you’re going to be too high brow for these too (you’re also probably a really rubbish person but…
We all know Brits are awkward enough as it is anyway. We’re a rare species that just can’t deal with any situation that could potentially result in human interaction. In that sense,…
This weekend marks the official birthday celebrations of our glorious 90 year-old Queen Liz . And doesn’t she look fabulous, especially considering she’s had over 63 years of royal waving and commissioning…
There’s no denying it, West London has got some pretty great green spaces. Portobello Road can be kind of cute too. And you know those wide leafy streets lined with…
Londoners, you can breathe a sigh of relief. Not only is it the weekend but the rain is behind us (for now, at least) and the forecast is looking…almost pleasant?…
Honour these commandments and thou shalt always lead a fruitful, prosperous and happy life in London. Ignore them, and you WILL DIE. (Or be made to feel incredibly insignificant). 1.