Man Slides Down Tube Escalator In Most Painful Six Seconds Of 2017

Sliding into 2018 like…

Top night last night, but this has to be the highlight 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/yMqDvOoVML

— James Gower (@__gower) 21 December 2017

…oh God, no.

With over 200,000 retweets, it is, admittedly quite funny. And clearly, this chap was not familiar with the parable of this bloke from last Christmas:

The man in question told the Evening Standard: ‘It was faster than I thought it would have been. But as I was sliding I couldn’t stop myself and had no choice. I did regret it.’

Everyone ALWAYS regrets it Freddie.

NEVER DRUNK SLIDE DOWN ESCALATORS, YOU WILL REGRET IT.