Shoreditch’s Cereal Cafe Chaos! 12 Genius Twitter Reactions To #fuckparade

Growing up, we were always told never to cry over spilt milk. We were, however, also told that there is an exception to every rule…and this morning, following the ‘anti-gentrification’ attacks on Shoreditch’s cereal cafe ‘Cereal Killers’ over the weekend, the not-so-cheer(io) people on Twitter are exactly that. While Twitter rants are common enough, the skill and creativity involved in punning and the concise expressing of opinions never ceases to amaze us. So to save you scrolling through them all, we’ve done it for you…here are some that are really causing a stir.


1. This hilarious and healthy expectation of barista etiquette that leaves us hanging…

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We hear ya sister!


2. This guy that says it how it is.

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Sooo, are you for or against #fuckparade? We really just can’t tell.


3. This joker.

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4. The question upon all of our lips…

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What does she mean ‘ no flat whites?!’


5. This ruined Saturday night.

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6. This absolute hoot.

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7. This innovative insult…

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‘Twatwaffles’. Brilliant. Just brilliant.


8. This.

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9. This alliteration. And good point.

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10. And this excellent point.

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11. Emphasised by this…

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12. And these words of wisdom…

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Too little brains, guys. Too little brains…hhmm.


Featured Image Credit: Now Here This Timeout

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