13 Times Google Auto-Complete Hated Londoners

Google – the answer to all our queries, particularly those that are too embarrassing to ask out loud. And it seems that London and its inhabitants cause users of the World Wide Web some serious concern. When it comes to the most common searches on London and Londoners, the general direction of thought is a little bizarre, mildly offensive and somewhat hilarious. Here’s a selection of our favourite findings…

 

1. Why are Londoners so pretentious?

pretentious

So vicious I nearly choked on my whipped egg white chai tofu latte!!

 

2. Why are Londoners so unfriendly?

unfriendly

We’re not unfriendly, but sorry WOULD YOU STAND ON THE FUCKING RIGHT PLEASE!?!!?!?

 

3. Do Londoners hate tourists?

tourists

I mean, ‘hate’ is a strong word…

 

4. Do Londoners wear jeans/leggings?

jeans

Actually no, we wear nothing but a Union Jack flag dragged around our backsides.

 

5. Do Londoners use umbrellas?

umbrellas

No. We’re a resilient bunch who actually prefer to cool off in the rain.

 

6. Why is London so expensive?

so expensive

This is a question we often find ourselves whispering into our reflections floating in our £7 pint of Carling

 

7. Why do Londoners think they are better?

think they're better

Better than who? (But probably true)

 

8. Why do Londoners hate Northerners?

northerner

It’s probably something to do with their access to affordable housing and £2.50 doubles.

 

9. How do Londoners pronounce Marylebone?

marylebone

Mar-le-bone. You’re welcome.

 

10. How do Londoners say hello?

hello

Blimey! Wotcher guv. Nuff said, yea?

 

11. Where in London does Bridget Jones live?

bridget jones

In a make-believe land where a PA can afford a plush apartment right next to Borough Market.

 

12. Why do Londoners have bad teeth?

bad teeth

Nothing but a hateful stereotype! I for one am always sure to brush my teeth at least twice a week!!

 

13. Where is London’s red light district?

red light

 I beg your pardon!?
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