Erm. There’s A ‘Cooking With Semen’ Class Coming To London

When we first opened the press release email with the subject line ‘Cooking with Semen’, we assumed it was a clever PR trick to spark our interest. But no, there is no trick here. There is genuinely a class coming to London that teaches you how to cook with cum, saute with sperm, juice with jizz, stew with spunk. You get the idea. With the rise of dining, drinking and clubbing in the nude, the next step was bound to involve bodily fluids of some kind. Safe to say, it’s been a long time cumming. Sorry.

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The reason? We still don’t really know. There aren’t any obvious health benefits of consuming sperm. The workshops are being planned by Wonderush, a website that runs unique experiences in London. Their concept is being supported by sex educator, Alix Fox, who believes that “some individuals find the idea of consuming such an intimate substance an incredible turn-on”. Each to their own.

Unfortunately, within the cooking class you will not be supplied with semen. It’s BYOS, so you or your partner will have to get a bit busy to prepare your ingredients the night before. Let’s just hope you have good aim; you’ll need all the stuff you can get to make a good batch of salted caramel muffins or enough filling for your steak and sperm pie.

Enough now.

The classes will go ahead if over 30 people show interest – you can sign up for interest here

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