We don’t ask for much this Christmas and we certainly won’t wish for snow – the trains are struggling enough as it is.
We would, however, take cheap(er) rent and a pint under £4 any day. Oh, and maybe some of these things too…
1. A mandatory 1ft radius of personal space on all public transport.
2. This air-conditioned shirt for the Central line.
4. A club night to start running on the night tube. And for it to be insanely good.
6. For the water in the Thames to run clear.
7. A compulsory “cuddle a puppy on the tube” day to take place.
8. Tourist-free areas/times in central London.
9. One of these for your commute.
Too funny…#Tube_Chathttps://t.co/QlZtgSKSDu #London pic.twitter.com/Dm1zlVt4tY
— Alex Botha (@AlexBotha1) November 3, 2016
10. A temporary tat of the tube map. You’d never need City Mapper again.
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11. For your landlord to forget rent day entirely.
12. A free Pret coffee, for just being nice. Or is that just a myth?
13. To be able to see the city with fresh, eager eyes every single day.
14. Anything from Cartier. In fact, we’ll take the entire building wrapped up, please.
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