Dear Santa, Here’s 14 Things All Londoners Want For Christmas

We don’t ask for much this Christmas and we certainly won’t wish for snow – the trains are struggling enough as it is.

We would, however, take cheap(er) rent and a pint under £4 any day. Oh, and maybe some of these things too…

1. A mandatory 1ft radius of personal space on all public transport.

2. This air-conditioned shirt for the Central line.

4. A club night to start running on the night tube. And for it to be insanely good.

6. For the water in the Thames to run clear.

7. A compulsory “cuddle a puppy on the tube” day to take place.

8. Tourist-free areas/times in central London.

9. One of these for your commute.

Too funny…#Tube_Chathttps://t.co/QlZtgSKSDu #London pic.twitter.com/Dm1zlVt4tY

— Alex Botha (@AlexBotha1) November 3, 2016

10. A temporary tat of the tube map. You’d never need City Mapper again.

Catch my London tube map temporary tatt design (which formed part of my jewellery graduate collection last year) now at the CSM Brainwaves exhibition till October 29th – you’ll never get lost again! ???✨ #getinthezone #transit #tubemap #temporarytattoo #findyourway #csmbrainwaves #LDF16 #functionalfashion #luciedavis #jewellerydesign

A photo posted by Lucie Davis (@luciedavis) on Sep 30, 2016 at 4:44am PDT

11. For your landlord to forget rent day entirely.

12. A free Pret coffee, for just being nice. Or is that just a myth?

13. To be able to see the city with fresh, eager eyes every single day.

14. Anything from Cartier. In fact, we’ll take the entire building wrapped up, please.

A photo posted by London ? UK ?? (@tmnikonian) on Dec 14, 2016 at 4:44am PST

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