Times are hard at the moment. And if you hadn’t noticed already, London is GODdam expensive. So we just thought we’d lend a helping hand and inform you all of a job that’s going…in erhm, Buckingham Palace. The role? The extremely common and highly sought after……Linen Keeper! *tumbleweed* Don’t know what one of them does? Pah. Amateurs, dahling. Over here at Secret London HQ we have loads of them…and they, erhm, keep after our linen. Yeh…Anyway, enough about us. A short description of what the role entails reads: “It’s ensuring the cloth matches the magnificence of the banqueting table.” Naturally. Well that rules out any dogs that were intending on applying. Harsh. Responsibilities include…the linen room: “Responsible for the Linen Room, you’ll supervise a small team to ensure all linen requirements are met to the highest standards every day.”
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