Britney Spears is gracing the UK and London with her ‘Piece of Me’ tour in 2018, and tickets for her concert dates go on sale soon.
The face that launched a thousand ships, and by ships I mean ‘pre-noughties sexual awakenings’, is making a triumphant return to British shores in late summer of 2018.
It’s part of the on-the-road version of her Las Vegas show ‘Piece of Me’, celebrating the pop artist who blew up as a 16 year old (uh) with the inexplicably OK-at-the-time ‘sexy schoolgirl’ video (what?!) ‘Hit Me’ (surely not) ‘Baby’ (really?) ‘One More Time’ (how was nobody arrested for this?!) and later hits. (The past was a moral wasteland.)
Ms. Spears will first be touching down in Europe at Brighton’s Pride Festival on August 4, with the next tranche of tickets for that show available on Feb 1. (She’s also playing Scarborough if you’re up for the mish.)
But Britney’s biggest UK tour dates will be at London’s O2 Arena on August 24, with tickets going on sale to the public here this Saturday at 10am exactly.
So, if you want to be among the lucky 20,000 people in the audience, try not to get too loose on Friday night, let you too exclaim, and you can see where I’m going with this, and I’m sorry, ‘Oops, I Did It Again.’
Anyways, if you want to see Britney in 212 days time, be ready. Saturday, 10am. Not 10.10am. Not 10.05am. TEN. AM. SHARP. Good luck, and work, bitch.