Don’t you deserve a massive cosy jumper that’s also COMPLETELY BANANAS?
In a taciturn city, why not let your apparel break the ice? Adorn yourself with a bold print sweatshirt guaranteed to attract an involuntary ‘WHOA!’ from colleagues, dates and perfect strangers. Here are a few options from two masters of the form, Beloved Shirts and Aloha From Deer.
1) If you’re a bit of a doughnut:
2) If your name’s Rick:
3) If you’re sad for Drake:
4) If you strongly prefer that people did not:
5) If you are SHOCKED. SHOCKED:
6) If pizza is your personal brand:
7) If you’ve got a heart of gold:
8) If for some reason you always have ibuprofen and whenever anyone gets a cold they’re always like ‘hey do you have any painkillers?’ but it just goes on and on until you’re like ‘GET YOUR OWN FRICKIN NUROFEN SUSAN’:
9) If you were born a unicorn.
10) If you too are full of earthly delights:
11) If you’re a baller:
12) If you just want to give everyone a big wave hello:
