These Very Bleak London Christmas Cards Are Perfect For Nihilists

Sad Christmas Card 1

Do you fear the festive?
Despise the decked halls?
Loathe all merry gentlemen?

Shit London Christmas Cards

Then Patrick Dalton (of Shit London fame) has the perfect set of cards for you to send this Christmas. Why spread cheer when you can just make everyone feel slightly uncomfortable?

Bleak Christmas Card

Each design features a genuine post-Christmas scene in the capital that Patrick has captured over years. They’re a vital reminder that, no matter how much peace and goodwill we might share in this season, we’re all going to die and life is pointless.

Depressing Christmas Card

They’re total downers, they’re £5, they’re available now.

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