The Ultimate Boat Party: Party Like Leo
London’s ‘River Nightclub’ will cruise down the Thames from 5:30pm, with prosecco flowing, vodka luges glowing, speakers blowing. We don’t often use the word swag, but this is 100% swagalicious, and…
London’s First Rum-Dedicated Music Festival
There are 2 things we love here at Secret London. One is rum, the other is forced puns. Partying, sorry, I meant partying. Well, we’re pleased to say that Rumbellion,…
10 Times That Tourists Hated London More Than You Do Today
10 times visitors to the capital were oh-so-disappointed by the attractions it had to offer. All of these reviews are real, all are sourced from 1-star reviews on Tripadvisor. We’ve…
8 Types of Drunk Text We’ve All Sent
We’ve all been there. It’s late, you’ve had a fun night and now you step into the cab to make your way home from the club. Your friends have either…
Pop-up Alert: The Extraordinary Travelling Film Show presents The Goonies (22nd May)
Big fan of Spielberg’s goofy 80’s adventure? Or just fancy a movie? Well, there’s possibly no better setting than the atmospheric underground tunnels of the Brunel Museum, with cocktails from…
London’s Secret Experience
Our buddies at events app Fever got in touch with us. They said ‘we’re doing this secret experience somewhere in London that already has over 1000 attendees, are…
23 Songs You Scream at the Top of Your Lungs When Drunk in the Club
It’s 3am in the club. Your energy levels are fading, focus drifting. Then, one of the following songs comes on and you go mental. ‘OH MY GOD!’ you scream into your…
Rich People Who Know How to Exercise and Socialise (Episode 2)
Episode 2: The Gang go to Barbados You’re so excited. You’ve been waiting for this moment all week. You’ve all but forgotten the fact that they gave away the…
Fever Fridays: Young Thread Sessions at The Cuckoo Club
Music, free drinks, free food, fashion. This party at The Cuckoo Club is one of those that just sounds pretty much perfect. Hosted by up-and-coming fashion retailer, Young Thread, it…
Then and Now: 10 Photos That Prove London Has Always Been Awesome
London is one of the most richly historic cities in the world, and I for one am proud to be able to say that it’s my hometown. A transport system…
Yoga to Try This! 3 Incredible Yoga Ideas
Yoga. It’s one of the most popular ways to keep fit in London, and we’ve stumbled across some amazing new ways to try it. Ryan Giggs’ favourite way to exercise…
8 Things Brits Say When ‘Summer’ Arrives
British summertime is oh-so glorious. Sweltering sunshine, countless hours spent in beer gardens nursing warm ciders, endless discussions about how it may or may not be true that this summer will…