A Tube Map Of London W**kers… No Surprises There!

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Be warned: if your stop is on this map, it may well cause offence. But at least you’re safe in the knowledge that we’re all a load of w**nkers together. And for those of you based in zones further afield… you got off easy this time.

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[Buzzfeed]

It’s perhaps not the most inventive of tube maps, but it’s undeniable that some of the renamed stops are spot on… Piccadilly Circus has been aptly named Tourist W**nkers (we know they’re pretty unavoidable), Borough becomes Foodie W**nkers (but surely there’s nothing wrong with loving some street food?!) and Westminster is full of Politics W**nkers, apparently…

 

Here’s a regular tube map to compare it with, to see how you measure up… And I’m sure you can think of your own variations too (*ahem* ‘Ex-boyfriend W**nkers *ahem*) so feel free to share them…

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[Random Wire]
 Psstt.. Did you hear about the London Underground Rent Map

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