Be warned: if your stop is on this map, it may well cause offence. But at least you’re safe in the knowledge that we’re all a load of w**nkers together. And for those of you based in zones further afield… you got off easy this time.
It’s perhaps not the most inventive of tube maps, but it’s undeniable that some of the renamed stops are spot on… Piccadilly Circus has been aptly named Tourist W**nkers (we know they’re pretty unavoidable), Borough becomes Foodie W**nkers (but surely there’s nothing wrong with loving some street food?!) and Westminster is full of Politics W**nkers, apparently…
Here’s a regular tube map to compare it with, to see how you measure up… And I’m sure you can think of your own variations too (*ahem* ‘Ex-boyfriend W**nkers *ahem*) so feel free to share them…
