9 Signs That London Is Going To Shit…But Is Still Totally Hilarious

Now, we love London. We really do. And we know you do too. But soomeetiimees it’s really f*cking shit, isn’t it? Like the time hover boards were made illegal. Shit. And the time some moron decided that Nitro coffee was a such a trendy drink that £6 a cup is totally reasonable. Shit. Perhaps not quite at shit as Alan Partridge’s depiction of the big smoke: “Go to London! I guarantee you’ll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway”, but pretty shit.

 

1. When your view from work resembles this.
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?☀️? [Shit London]
2. When thieves leave behind bits of your former possessions just to tease.
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And you don’t notice and still try to cycle home… [London 24]
3. When it dashed all our hopes of a better place.
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Unsurprisingly, Saint Peter is nowhere to be seen. [Shit London Awards]
4. When bins started getting twitter accounts.
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[BuzzFeed]
5. When ‘Cockfosters’ won funniest Tube station name for the 10th year in the row.
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THINK OF SOME MORE JOKES PEOPLE [Change Here]
6. When a London boss made their employee do this.
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We bet it happened while he was still wearing them… [TimeOut]
7. This.
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[Huffington Post]
8. When this headline was printed.
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? [Huffington Post]
9. When even advertising stops trying.
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Ordinary onion bhajis and a regular rogan josh, please.  [192]

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