Dear residents of London, sometimes when we get that itch we just can’t wait to scratch until we get home. And the recent video of a couple having sex at Liverpool Street is a clear example of why that is NEVER a good idea (Women! Children!) Here are some suggestions of where to go when you have the urge to splurge…
1. The Corfu Suites at the Blake Hotel, Roland Gardens.
Named “Sexiest Bedroom In The World” by boutique hotel specialists Mr and Mrs Smith, this regal looking room boasts opulent silks, seductive lighting and a four poster for grabbing onto à la Edward Cullen in Breaking Dawn (not quite like Edward. Damages will be charged.) The hotel itself suggests packing ‘nothing practical’ so perhaps this is the time to try out your more dignified and imperial fantasies…
2. The Crazy Bear, Fitzrovia.
3. The W Hotel, Leicester Square.
4. The Portobello, Notting Hill.
5. The Dungeon, Chingford.
Saving the best til last, this one is not for the faint hearted. Here you can let your wildest, most kinkiest dreams come to life with the help of chains, whips, cages and even a giant spiders web (that’s one fly on the wall scenario I’d rather miss). You can hire it out for individual use or special arrangements can land you an experienced dominatrix. Oh and there’s also a kitchen and bathroom for when your more domesticated needs arise.