Because you never really mean “no, no – it’s fine” when someone takes the tube seat you spent the whole journey eyeing up…
1. So sorry.
2. Yeah, you too.
3. Thanks for the help.
4. Great job.
5. Good for you.
7. Good effort.
8. Nice one.
9. That sounds fun.
10. Can’t wait.
11. It’s not a problem.
12. You must email me about it.
13. I love your trainers.
14. Let’s talk Brexit.
How to start a riot on the tube #tube_chat pic.twitter.com/bcW24MpYER
— kman (@Tricky_1) 29 September 2016
15. That’s amazing.
16. I’m so happy for you.
17. It’s fine, I’m getting off at the next stop anyway.
18. Sure, take it. My phone’s got enough charge now.
19. No rush at all.
20. Wow.
22. You’ve got a great squatting stance.
23. That’s impressive.
24. I’ll look into it.
25. The ball’s in your court.
26. You must remind me to do that.
27. You did that all in one day?
28. Great.
29. Haha.
30. LOL
32. I bet being gluten-free is tough.
33. No problemo.
34. It’s totally fine.
35. Seriously, I’m fine.
36. Fine.
