It’s around 6pm on a Sunday evening and you haven’t got dressed yet. You also haven’t showered, done the washing, the food shopping, made tomorrow’s lunch or done anything you told yourself you’d do. And now the realisation kicks in…
1. F**k – it’s Sunday.
2. Which means tomorrow’s Monday…
3. What happened to the weekend?
6. I’ll never drink again…
8. That’ll speed up the week a bit.
10. How many more episodes can I stream on Netflix this evening?
11. I should probably get an early night…
12. I probably won’t be able to sleep tonight.
18. I’ll just do some light yoga in my PJs *gets up to lie on floor*
19. Nope. Not moving.
21. But what if I’m too tired tomorrow?
22. Do I even like my job? Maybe I should quit?!
24. *flicks through Instagram* How does she make money from taking pictures of avo-toast?
26. I’ll ‘follow’ her though, for body motivation. It’ll make me go to the gym.
27. That salad looks nice – I’ll make that for lunch sometime this week. Where can I get some sprouting wheat…
28. Actually, I better make packed lunches all week.
29. … I’m too poor to live like that.
32. Then it’ll be salads for the rest of the week.
33. Would anyone notice if I didn’t wear a bra tomorrow?
35. I should probably shower.
