29 Things All Londoners Say And Do According To Urban Dictionary

A comprehensive list of the weird and wonderful ‘London’ additions to the Urban Dictionary

 

1. Literally never heard anyone ever say this

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2. Next time I get back from Infernos…

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3. Erm… Ok

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4. ‘push me on my bike cos i cant be arsed to pedal’

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5. At least this one’s true

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6. *toasted crumpets

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7. Who the fuck is called ‘London’?

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8. Or… Pergola on the Roof?

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9. Who is Wainwright and what happened to his eyeball

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10. Colloquially known as ‘on strike’

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11. Again, never been used

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12.  We’ve all been there…

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13. Is that cockney rhyming slang?

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14. Only a London snake hole can call another London snake hole a snake hole

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15. Very worried for this person…

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16. Apparently someone didn’t get in to Oxford…

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17. What happened to the pillow trick…?

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18. My dad

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19. It’s London to a brick that I will never own a London property

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20. Erm, how is this possible and how do we get involved?

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21. Happy Valentine’s everyone!

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22. ALWAYS

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23. Where did you get your drugs?

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24. …totally never said this…

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25. Ok, no-one says this either but it’s true

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26. *David Walliams’ home

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27. That’s why they call us the most polluted city in London 😉

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28. They are bloody exciting to be fair

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29. Sums it up pretty accurately…

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(Feature Image: Urban Dictionary/Peter Coughlan via flickr)

 

 

 

 

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