“Just don’t do it, ok? You will get pregnant…and die”. Ok, maybe not, but there are some unwritten (actually, some of them are written) rules that one must abide by in order to survive our wonderfully mad city.
1. Stand on the left.
2. Eat on public transport. Unless you’d like to feature in one of the many terrible, terrible ‘Women Who Eat On Tubes’-type websites. There are eyes everywhere.
3. Public Displays of Affection.
5. Queue jump.
6. Go to M&M World.
8. Ask where anything is.
9. Forget your umbrella. Ever.
11. Pop in here for a nice juicy steak.
13. Mimic a cockney accent. Seriously. It will never sound good.
15. Walk too fast. You’re not kidding anyone, Mr ‘Important Meeting To Go To’.
16. Stop in the middle of the pavement/walkway/tube.
18. Cycle in a suit/without a helmet/without lights/without common sense.
19. Have a phone conversation on public transport.
21. Make eye contact.
22. Make physical contact.
23. Smile.
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