If you haven’t heard us rant about it already, London is a very expensive city. And this doesn’t help when you’re already hopeless at managing your finances. Here are a few things you’ll relate to if you’re not to be trusted with ££££…
1. You refuse to ever check your bank balance because what you don’t know can’t hurt you
3. You’ll have mastered the ultimate lie, “Oh that’s so strange, there must be something wrong with your machine”
5. After you’ve paid your rent you’ll know that you have approximately 4 days left until you have to start eating beans on toast every night of the week
7. And Deliveroo will become your best friend
8. And Uber, too
9. You’re still not totally cut off from mum and dad
11. You either own a credit card…
12. Or wouldn’t DARE get a credit card
14. You’ll tell yourself that “it’s only money”
16. You’ll go to London Cocktail Club for half-price cocktails, but you’ll be drawn in by the bargainous deal and end up buying three times as many as you would without said bargainous deal
17. You either won’t have a Savings account…
19. You’ll turn down an invite to Duck and Waffle because you “can’t afford it” but then you’ll spend the evening internet shopping instead
21. But you’ll know that it’s all totally worth having minus figures in your account because you live in the best city in the world
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