Us Londoners, we want for nothing really. We are easily pleased and happy with our lot…lol, jk, good one. Sorry, couldn’t keep a straight face there. Ok, so maybe we can be a little teensy weensy bit demanding (although, in our eyes, money growing on trees is not a big ask…) but there are some things that every Londoner secretly wishes for on a daily basis. And no, it’s not an attitude makeover thanks very much. Pr*ck.
1. For there to be a dog on the tube every day.
2. For the words ‘severe delays’ or ‘part closures’ to be banned forever.
3. To stumble across yourself on ‘Rush Hour Crush’.
5. For it to be hot and sunny.
6. Except when you’re at work, on the tube, or in a rush.
8. To stumble across a stray dog to take home and adopt.
9. To meet a potential lover in a ‘real life situation’ as opposed to through a series of microchips and aggressive hand movements. (Not those sort of hand movements, naughty).
11. For a ‘Food Baby On Board’ badge to be released.
12. Permission to punch anyone who calls it ‘Landan’/has loud music on the tube/stops in the middle of the walkway.
14. A cure for hangovers.
15. Or for hangovers to be a recognised as a reason not to have to go to work.
17. Which is a hybrid of a dunce hat and Boris Johnson’s hairstyle.
18. And for a medal every time you arrive at the platform just as the train pulls in.
20. We will always secretly wish…
21. TO NEVER HAVE TO LIVE ANYWHERE ELSE!
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