London’s tough. We aallll know it. But we’ve also all stuck with it. Unless you’re reading this somewhere that’s not London…which is indeed possible…and totally great of course. HI NON-LONDONER! Even those of you reading this in London, we bet you’ve had some second thoughts about whether or not you’re made for this mad city. We know we have! Every. Single. Day. Especially during rush hour. It’s not a bad thing, though – always good to question your existence. But to make it easier, we’ve noted some signs that may just help you out…
1. You hate walking. Or anything involving using your legs.
2. You can’t budget.
3. Fresh air makes you happy, and pollution tires you out. (It needs to be the other way around).
4. The sound of sirens will keep you awake at night.
5. You’re claustrophobic.
7. You can’t get yourself home after a night on the sauce.
8. You insist on wearing high heels to work/a night out.
10. You’re a germaphobe.
11. This is what you look like on the tube whenever someone looks at you…
14. Going to a laundrette is not an option.
15. Horn beeping raises your blood pressure. (Just not worth the risk…)
16. So does running late…
18. And being at the top of your game/social ladder.
19. You’re crap at being rude to anyone.
21. But we just don’t get why!
Featured Image Credit: Flickr Bob Rhodes