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17 Signs That It’s Time For A Londoner To Leave The Bar

By Lucy Bloxham

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It can be very hard to tell, particularly after all these years of practice…but there are certainly some giveaway signs…

 

1. When your view looks like this.

Schuh-Foto vom Konzert.

A photo posted by Janis (@tiggaente) on


 

2. When you start thinking the drinks prices are reasonable.

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3. When taking a dip in the Thames seems like a good idea.

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4. When you’re running the risk of waking up to a message like this from the Met Police…

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[Imgur]

 

5. When this happened on the way to the bar…

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6. When they name a drink after you.

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[PumPlane] 

7. Or a bar snack…

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Something like…perhaps? [Astoundable]

8. When sleep-time comes sooner than you think…

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And yes, that is a slice of pizza being used as a pillow…[Reddit]

9. When your toilet selfies become, err, actual toilet selfies.

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[Buzzfeed

10. When your phone intervenes.

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[Insta]

11. When you can’t quite manoeuvre straws.

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12. When someone suggests going to an afterparty in Lewisham.

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13. Or to EGG.

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14. When this happens…

But only if it goes on yourself…[Giphy]

15. When your vision fails you…

 

16. When the tube is running…for the morning commute…

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17. When you started boozing at Thursday after-work drinks…and it’s now Tuesday…

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