21 Hysterical Tweets About Being Drunk On The Tube

We’ve all been there. Smashed at 11pm, making the impossible journey home; trying desperately hard to stay awake so we don’t end up in Morden, making best friends for life and scoffing our faces with McDonald’s.

 

1. Alcohol fuels the sweetest of friendships.


 

2. But it can often cause confusion…


 

3. And a significant change to our attitude.


 

4. Check yourself before you wreck yourself…


 

5. So that’s at least 99 times, right?


 

6. Drunkenness = dedication and perseverance.


 

7. This guy sounds like he ‘definitely’ knows what he’s doing…


 

8. Sometimes spell check is absolutely no use at all.


 

9. Most people tell their friends how much they love them or cry over their exes. Not these guys…


 

10. This one is just, well… it’s just a bit awkward, really…


 

11. Wine can bring about so many great opportunities…


 

12. Hey, don’t we all?


 

13. We all have that one friend…


 

14. F*ck the system!


 

15. Very enterprising, Jake.


 

16. We all do questionable things when we’re drunk, but this…


 

17. This will break your heart.


 

18. An easy mistake to make…


 

19. Solid song choice.


 

20. We’re sure sober passers-by wouldn’t agree with this one…


 

21. London, you are full of good eggs.

 

Feature Image: Rooney Wimms / @MrBenMars

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