2016 has been a political cataclysm. A train wreck. A shit storm. A calamity of epic proportions. But luckily our favourite spoof account has been on hand to humour us and make light of the debacle…
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Letter from America: “Help”. #trumpclinton
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) October 10, 2016
We have a feeling you’re gonna need it.
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WTF does one have to do to get rid of Nigel Bloody Farage?! #UKIP
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) October 5, 2016
She’s got a point Nige, we’ve had enough of you now…
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Jeremy Kyle on the phone. He says he won’t have Labour Party on his show; they’re too dysfunctional and he doesn’t want to take advantage.
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) September 24, 2016
It would make some pretty decent TV though…
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Oh sweet mother of Jesus, Ed Balls is on Strictly. As if he hasn’t ruined enough Great British institutions. #Strictly
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) August 8, 2016
You could say he ballsed them up…
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Text from Boris Johnson: “WTAF?! Is it always like this?!” #ForeignSecretary
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) July 16, 2016
BoJo, can you handle this? We don’t think he can handle this.
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Have been for a walk with the corgis. Any massive geopolitical events in the last half an hour?
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) July 16, 2016
It’s quite possible, Queenie.
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Dear David Bowie, please come back. It’s all gone a bit wrong. Regards, The Queen.
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) July 16, 2016
We miss you Starman.
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When one appoints a prime minister, they kiss one’s hand. When they resign, they kiss one’s arse.
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) July 13, 2016
L8rz, Dave.
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Farage has resigned. #AsIfOneGivesAShit
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) July 4, 2016
One certainly does not…
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Text from Boris Johnson: “Buggered if I’m sorting out this shit!” #SeeYa
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 30, 2016
Cheers, you absolute clown.
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Text from Jeremy Corbyn: “Did you think I’d crumble? Did you think I’d lay down and die? Oh no, not I! I will survive!” Awkward.
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 29, 2016
Oh Jezza, give it up.
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Text from Jeremy Corbyn: “Quick check on the rules, ma’am: can I fill my shadow cabinet with cats? Having trouble rustling up enough MPs”
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 28, 2016
They would probably be just as competent as most politicians…
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Text from Jeremy Corbyn: “Had a quick referendum with myself and I’ve voted to remain” #Corbyn
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 27, 2016
Well that’s cute. At least you’re on your side.
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Is now the time for Absolute Monarchy? Asking for a friend.
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 26, 2016
Or an Absolut Vodka.
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Dear Westminster, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? Regards, The Queen.
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 26, 2016
*Regards, Everyone.
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Ok people of the United Kingdom. That’s enough soul searching and doom-mongering. Keep calm and carry on. Your Queen loves you. Not EU. ??
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 26, 2016
Aw, thanks Queenie. We love you too.
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Well that’s our chances of winning the Eurovision Song Contest well and truly bollocked, presumably. #EUref
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 24, 2016
As if they weren’t bollocked already…
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Thinking of turning the country off and turning it back on again.
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 24, 2016
That old chestnut.
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Text from David Cameron: “I can’t live, if living is without EU”. Awkward. #EUref
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 24, 2016
Oh what a shame.
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Text from David Cameron: “Should I stay or should I go now? If I go there will be trouble. If I stay it will be double.” #EUref
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 24, 2016
Never have The Clash lyrics been so relevant…
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Text from Nick Clegg: “What’s Brexit?” #EUref
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 24, 2016
Good question, Nick. It seems nobody is really sure anymore. Here’s a bunch of times people have tried to explain what Brexit could actually, quite possibly, mean…
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