Whenever us Londoners dare to venture out of the capital, we’re often faced with some rather shocking surprises. Welcome to a land where pubs close well before midnight, buses run hourly, and people actually talk to each other on public transport. It’s best to be prepared for these sorts of occurrences, so, here are 19 thoughts you’re bound to have whenever you leave the mother ship…
1. Half an hour until the next bus?!
3. I can’t believe that there isn’t a Pret in this town!
5. What do you mean you don’t have contactless?
6. Wait, you don’t take card at all?
8. Is it being a Thursday night not a good enough reason to go for a drink here?
10. Oh my God, I don’t even need to pre-drink – it’s so cheap!
12. Not even a mojito?
14. You thought London was bad? This rain makes London look like the South of France!
16. I thought the train was a place of revered silence, not a social club!
17. You’re closing? At 9pm?! Really?
19. When’s the next train home?
